I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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