So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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