I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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