A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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