using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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