You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize
