Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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