this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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