Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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