You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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