I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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