who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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