She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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