I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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