Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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