What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
When are your genitals available?
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