Having a random hookup so left but love u
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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