You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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