please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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