Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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