So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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