Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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