You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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