? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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