I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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