Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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