I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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