Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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