fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Let's get the cat blown out
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