No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
