just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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