I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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