you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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