I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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