You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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