it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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