We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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