i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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