I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Its about making memories worth repressing
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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