Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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