I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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