Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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