Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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