Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize