1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Everything about him screamed your future.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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