Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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