You're completely useless in the revolution.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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