i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
