I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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