3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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