you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This is my gift to your gina
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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