he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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