I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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