I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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