i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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