so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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