ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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