I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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