Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Houston, we have a squirter
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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