Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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