Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
my liver is dry heaving
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
