Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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